Narrator: LET'S FIX ALL THE PROBLEMS
T-Rex: The world is hella sweet, but it's full of problems too! Maybe we should fix 'em, huh?

T-Rex: Maybe we should've fixed 'em like hundreds of years ago, huh??

T-Rex: But sometimes y'all are lazy, and that's fine. We'll just fix generations' worth of problems now, and leave the world a better and problem-free place in the future! No bigs, babies. We got this.
Dromiceiomimus: What about if we... make new problems?
T-Rex: Someone's doing that? Who's doing that??
T-Rex: Are you doing that?!

Utahraptor: I've made a few problems, dude!
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR, NO.

Utahraptor: I'm sorry! I'm not proud of my problems, but they exist and we all need to acknowledge that.
T-Rex: DUDE, we all agreed earlier not to make problems. We SIGNED A PIECE OF PAPER.
Utahraptor: I know, I know! I'll get my problems under control. Today. HONEST.

Narrator: LATER, THE OCEANS BOIL AS THE EARTH TURNS TO FIRE:
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR, you said you'd get this under control!!
Off panel: I KNOW, I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

July 18th, 2013: This Is How You Die is out now! It's an awesome book I helped edit! I keep saying how great this book is! I think you should buy it!

THIS IS HOW YOU DIE <-- click that link, make magic happen via capitalism

In non that-book news, I am in San Diego today, tomorrow, and all weekend for the San Deigo Comics Convention! Here's where to find me!

One year ago today: in which i present a sincere argument of how fanfiction will save the future

– Ryan