T-Rex: Hello and welcome to I Am An Angry Person Who Doesn't Understand Why I'm Here.
Off panel: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHH

T-Rex: Hah! That's classic Angry People Who Don't Understand Why They're Here!

T-Rex: Now class, you may be angry and confused, but you should strive to rise above these instincts. Albert Einstein wasn't angry and confused! He was smart and only angry SOMETIMES.
Off panel: AHHH FRIG WHY AM I HERE?!
T-Rex: See this is precisely the sort of attitude that got you in this class in the first place.

T-Rex: Professor Utahraptor, would you care to take the lead?
Utahraptor: Thank you, Professor T-Rex.

Utahraptor: T-Rex, have you ever been angry and confused?
T-Rex: Oh, certainly! But eventually I STOPPED being angry and confused. It was real nice to stop being that for a while.
T-Rex: I recommend everyone try it.

Off panel: AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
T-Rex: Quiet at the back, or I'll transfer you to "I Am An Angry Person Who Sits In Garbage All The Time And Smells Like It Too: I'm Bad At Things"!
T-Rex: It'll go on your résumé, dude! Real talk!!

August 1st, 2013: NEW SHIRT!

Don't you hate it when people stare at certain parts of your awesome body, instead of at the certain other parts you want them to stare at?

Maybe they're just lost.

This shirt will help everyone figure out which of your organs they want to check out. It features a convenient and accurate map to your face, arms, heart, gallbladder, spleen, and also your kidneys and intestines and stuff. Pancreas too, I guess? Whatever you got goin' on inside, man!

I don't judge!

(NOTE: if you have had a kidney removed, the "my kidneys are hereish" arrows still apply, but now they're pointing in the general direction of wherever your kidneys are now) (IT ALL STILL TOTALLY WORKS)

My Face Is Up Here.

One year ago today: "the web is full of links" why would i even write that sentence; it's on par with "your body is full of bones"; dudes already know about bones

– Ryan