T-Rex: In my new story, Professor Time teams up with her colleague, Doctor Space. Together, they are...
T-Rex: TIME AND SPACE.
T-Rex: Their combination house/fort is called the Space-Time Continuum, obviously!!
T-Rex: It is so named because this house is a continuous sequence of rooms in which adjacent rooms are not perceptibly different from each other, although the extremes are quite distinct.
Dromiceiomimus: Sounds pretty plausible.
T-Rex: I know, right? It was a big deal to construct, but they had The Time (Prof Time is good at architecture AND referring to herself with the definite article). And they also had The Space!
Utahraptor: But did they have The Money??
T-Rex: *gasp*
T-Rex: Okay, dude, that's a great idea. Doc Space and Prof Time meet Secret Agent Money, who is loaded like whoah.
Utahraptor: PLOT TWIST: the Professor and secret agent are never seen together, because -
T-Rex: THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON: TIME IS MONEY
T-Rex: OH MY GOD, IT ALL FITS
T-Rex: I don't know about writing but I know what I like, and what I like is whole stories built around old sayings!
Off panel: Then you'll love my story about squabbling roommates named "You", called "You can't take it with You!"
T-Rex: Yes. Yes, I BELIEVE I SHALL.