T-Rex: Robyn's great-uncle Chris died and she inherited his mansion, on one condition: she had to spend a single night in his spooky haunted house! "OH MAN, SO SWEET!" Robyn said, after she was done being sad re: death.

T-Rex: As she entered the house that night, the door slammed behind her!

T-Rex: She turned and found the ghost of her great-uncle. "Hello Robyn," he said. "It's me, Uncle Chris. We never hung out much in life so I was hoping we could catch up," he said, "as I am now a ghost and am looking to fill tons of free time."
T-Rex: Robyn threw herself into an ancient dusty chair and slouched. "I was brought here under false pretenses," she sighed.

Utahraptor: I mean, technically, the house IS haunted by her uncle.
T-Rex: "Okay, OBVIOUSLY," said Robyn.

T-Rex: Uncle Chris then spoke to Robyn at length about how he doesn't like her friends and how her clothes are too immodest and how the video games she plays on her phone are turning her into a crazy killer like in the newspapers. "OH MY GOD," Robyn said, "IT'S LIKE - I DON'T - YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW SHITTY THE GAMES I PLAY ON MY PHONE ARE".

T-Rex: Ghost Uncle Chris got really mad and threw some plates around and Robyn shouted "YOU'RE BEING REAL IMMATURE!" and went to bed. Her uncle apologized the next morning, but it was one of those bullshit "sorry you got upset" apologies.
T-Rex: THE END...??