God: CORN IS THE MOST WIDELY-CULTIVATED PLANT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET T-REX
T-Rex: Hooray for corn!

T-Rex: I say that sarcastically, because who cares about corn!!

God: DID YOU KNOW THAT CORN WAS FIRST DOMESTICATED THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
T-Rex: Oh my god, no. NO. I already know too much about stairs, I am NOT gonna learn about corn!!
Dromiceiomimus: How is that a bad thing? It's the most widely-cultivated plant -
T-Rex: ON THE PLANET, I know, I KNOW

Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex, quick question! What's the coolest place to take someone on a date?
T-Rex: Oh! Um -

T-Rex: ...Nope, it's gone. I used to know cool things to do with cool people, but then I learned about corn. I'm sorry Utahraptor: I'm useless to you now.
Utahraptor: Oh hey, did you know a pound of corn is about 1300 kernels?
T-Rex: UTAHRAPTOR NOOOO

God: ACTUALLY EACH KERNEL OF CORN CONTAINS THE DREAMS OF A CHILD FROM THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO SO WHEN YOU EAT IT YOU ARE FEASTING ON THEIR LONG-DEAD HOPES
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...okay, wow, that corn fact is pretty cool actually