T-Rex: One day it turns out that climate change is real! OH SNAP, BET Y'ALL WISH YOU DIDN'T EMIT ALL THOSE GREENHOUSE GASES "JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS" NOW, HUH?
T-Rex: But climate didn't change in the way we expected!
T-Rex: Rather than increasingly severe and unusual weather systems, instead climate changed in a way nobody anticipated... it became SELF-AWARE. It became... ALIVE. And it became ANGRY.
Dromiceiomimus: Does the climate take a name? "Gaia"? "Terra"?
T-Rex: INDEED IT DOES: "Little Mister Chubby Cheeks."
Utahraptor: "Little Mister Chubby Cheeks".
T-Rex: It's such an awesome name!
T-Rex: "Save us from Little Mister Chubby Cheeks" everyone cried as a volcano erupted in NYC! "Oh, Little Mister Chubby Cheeks, if only I'd recycled more, but it's too late now since lava is turning me into a skeleton!".
Utahraptor: It's like - do you do this on purpose? Or is this just what you think stories look like?
T-Rex: ...is what Utahraptor cried before he got struck by five lightnings at once! "PS: T-Rex rules and I'm glad we're friends" were his last words! THE END.
Off panel: Well, I mean
Off panel: That's fair
