T-Rex: I dropped my favourite mug and now it's broken! Now all I have are sucky pieces of a broken mug!
God: THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON T-REX
T-Rex: Yes, my mug broke because I dropped it from a terminal height!
God: NO I MEANT MORE IN THE SENSE THAT I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
T-Rex: Ahhh, I get what you're saying! My mug broke because its kinetic energy derived from gravitational potential energy was converted into an impact force beyond the mug's ability to withstand, but the precise values of those calculations are way mysterious until I run the numbers.
T-Rex: Of course!!
Utahraptor: I'm sorry about your mug, but things happen for a reason, T-Rex!
T-Rex: That's what I'm saying! I agree 100%!!
T-Rex: My mug fell because I loosened my grasp on it, allowing the myosin molecules that had bonded with actin molecules in my hands to dissolve their crossbridge bond, causing the mug to slip! There's always a clear causality chain that we can use to determine the origin of things happening. Phew!
T-Rex: People say things happen for a reason, but I'm pretty sure things happen because they're what people made happen through their previous actions!
T-Rex: Ahhhh, yes.
T-Rex: How perfectly reasonable
