T-Rex: Let's imagine I'm Superman! I go out and fight crime and rescue people from peril. Then I go back to the Daily Planet and work as a reporter!
T-Rex: But then people start wondering why Clark Kent barely shows up to work anymore!
T-Rex: So I cut back on the people saving a little to maintain my Clark persona. But every time I'm out reporting somewhere it's because I traded away hours of superheroing! Someone's dying SOMEWHERE while I'm sitting there interviewing Lex - and since I'm Superman, I can sense their cries for help! AND I IGNORE THEM. How can I ethically DO that? How am I not a monster for pretending to be a reporter instead of saving lives every waking hour I can??
Utahraptor: Well, how ARE you not a monster?
T-Rex: I'm not Superman, dude!
Utahraptor: Oh, of course. You don't have the means to do what he does.
T-Rex: Exactly! I'm a regular guy; HE'S an interplanetary alien who thinks chatting up Lois is more important than a kid drowning in Chile. HEY KID LISTEN I KNOW YOU ARE DYING BUT LOIS LOOKS REAL HOT RIGHT NOW OKAY??
T-Rex: P.S. I AM NOT FROM YOUR WORLD AND HAVE AN ALIEN CULTURE
T-Rex: P.P.S. SORRY NOT SORRY
