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May 15th, 2014: The other night I sung "Torn" at the drop-in choir I'm a member of and ran into a woman I used to take ballroom dancing lessons with a decade ago! I would rate this a SATISFACTORY NIGHT. (Also notice how classy I am, all ballroom dancing and singing?? BECAUSE I SURE DID)

One year ago today: honestly this is best argument for getting rich i can think of

– Ryan

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