T-Rex: Ah, yes. Time for some delicious apple juice!
T-Rex: Or as I call it... WATER WITH ADDED IMPURITIES??
T-Rex: Not even like, clean impurities. Impurities we got by letting some fruit rot on the ground until some seeds inside it started turning dirt into more fruit. If we're fancy, we spread another animal's poop on top of the seeds so we make our impure water faster.
T-Rex: FOOD: PROBABLY THE GROSSEST??
Utahraptor: Man, anything's gross if you describe it that way!
T-Rex: Nuh uh! My bod, for example, is OBJECTIVELY RAD.
Utahraptor: T-Rex, inside your "bod" is a tube of WARM POOP, just sitting there in your belly, carried around with you everywhere. And every day you try excreting it, but it's pointless because you can never get it all out, and more's growing inside you constantly.
T-Rex: OH GOD
Off panel: Everyone you've ever loved is a walking talking combination poop factory / poop storage facility, and when you hug them, you're pressing your poop-filled belly up against their poop-filled belly and applying pressure.
T-Rex: OH
T-Rex: MY GOD
