T-Rex: Your head is water resistant, but not water proof. Do not submerge your head underwater for extended periods of time unless you have purchased the "SCUBAPak®" accessory kit.
Narrator: YOUR BODY
Narrator: the missing manual
T-Rex: Your body features several single points of failure. To prevent death (which can reduce the value of your body considerably) you will need to purchase replacements if any of these BodyPartz™ become too damaged: • brain • heart • lungs • liver • any major artery • etc
Dromiceiomimus: NOTE: replacements may not be available in all areas.
Utahraptor: Good news: the complete SkinFlesh® protective coating package is now standard on all models!
T-Rex: What value!
Utahraptor: Recent court settlements require us to inform you of a BodyPartz™ design flaw: a missing OralCavity® surface-shedding system has left TeethBits® vulnerable to colonization by acid-secreting bacteria that destroy TeethBits® over time.
T-Rex: We assure you TeethBits® are OPTIONAL Body-Partz™, and are unlikely to affect other systems.
T-Rex: If you have been affected by this issue, a BodyPartz™ professional can physically scrape bacteria off your TeethBits® with a metal spike. There is a small charge for this service.
T-Rex: And hey, don't forget!
T-Rex: "Enjoy your BodyPartz™!"
