T-Rex: Want SOME of the pleasures of sex but want to stay on your phone? Just send these sexts to everyone you know!!
T-Rex: SEXT: ur playing Mario 2. "this game owns" i say but u hate the vegetable based gameplay mechanics.

T-Rex: u kiss me and i think of turnips

T-Rex: SEXT: ur playing mario 3, i ask what u like best, tanooki or hammer bros suit?? u say u like fire mario best and i leave and i never call u
Dromiceiomimus: SEXT: we r at the dog park. i ask u to sit and then give u a treat. YES ur a dog, ur every dream has come true. Im so happy for u. Im crying

Utahraptor: SEXT: u find a Facebook event page for my mouth and everyone I've ever kissed is attending. u begin to scroll through the maybes

T-Rex: SEXT: ur a ghost. u try to touch my sex parts. u go thru them. I tearfully ask how u've been since u died but u keep going for my sex parts
Utahraptor: SEXT: I am a mummy. U unwrap me. U discover the Egyptians removed my brain and internal organs. U are less turned on but learned history

T-Rex: SEXT: we give each other's boobs nicknames: Flagrante+Delicto, Habeas+Corpus. U realize u should be studying for law school rn
Off panel: SEXT: im magician and ur assistant. i cut u in half but im faking it. ur faking it 2 tho.
Off panel: we fake it for each other + put on a good show