Narrator: DOUG

Narrator: DOUG IS GROWING A HITLER MUSTACHE
T-Rex: Aw man, SERIOUSLY??

Narrator: DOUG IS SHAVING OFF HIS HITLER MUSTACHE
T-Rex: Hey, this is great! I can't wait to introduce you to other people without a qualifier, Doug!
Narrator: HE'S SHAVING IT THE DAY *AFTER* HIS SISTER'S WEDDING
T-Rex: Oh, Doug.
Dromiceiomimus: Doug, Doug, Doug.

Narrator: DOUG IS GROWING HIS MUSTACHE BACK AGAIN
T-Rex: Should we tell him?
Utahraptor: He HAS to know, right?

Narrator: DOUG IS SAYING YOU'RE THE *REAL* "FACIAL HAIR NAZI" ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR MUSTACHE OPINIONS
T-Rex: Right. Because the guy who, out of the full spectrum of things that grow out of faces, chooses to cultivate ALWAYS-ON HITLER COSPLAY is the aggrieved party here.
Utahraptor: Friggin' Doug.

Narrator: DOUG IS BRINGING UP HOW, FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE SWASTIKA IS ACTUALLY "AN ANCIENT SYMBOL OF PEACE AND LUCK"
T-Rex: Hey, remember when we associated with Doug in any capacity, however marginal?
Off panel: NOPE
T-Rex: HAH HAH ME NEITHER