T-Rex: Once upon a time there was an Emperor who was big into fashion. He met two tailors who promised to make him a suit made of the finest fabric: one visible to ONLY the most intelligent people!
Narrator: THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES
T-Rex: The Emperor's ministers couldn't see the suit, but they pretended to so they'd seem smart, and the Emperor did the same. But when he took his new suit out in a parade, little kids shouted "The Emperor has no clothes!!".
Dromiceiomimus: Was the Emperor embarrassed?
T-Rex: Why would he be?? His clothing is DESIGNED to be invisible to dumb kids. Nothing about what those kids shouted surprised him!
Utahraptor: So what'd he do after the parade?
T-Rex: He cornered the market on the fabric!
T-Rex: He realized a generally-invisible fabric would have great applications in law enforcement: invisible nets and traps, for example, caught all but the most intelligent criminals. The fabric was also woven into ropes and used to construct beautiful "floating" bridges, stairs, and other architecture.
T-Rex: Einsteins and Hawkings could see the wires, but to everyone else it was the most gorgeous, most impossible - and most peaceful - kingdom in the entire world.
T-Rex: THE END.
