T-Rex: What if I worked productively and creatively towards achieving my goals today?
Devil: WHAT IF YOU PLAYED VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD
T-Rex: OH MAN, WHAT IF??
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Hello Dromiceiomimus! You'll notice that I am happy because I spent all day saving the world in video games. It was fun!
Dromiceiomimus: You don't have a guilt hangover? Maybe the unshakeable sense that you're missing out on LIFE ITSELF? Just a li'l??
T-Rex: I saved FIVE DISCRETE WORLDS, yo. MULTIPLE TIMES. I TASTED OF DEATH AND YEA, I FOUND IT DISAGREEABLE.
Utahraptor: I say you shouldn't feel bad you invested all day playing video games!
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: It was fun, I got LEGIT SATISFACTION from it, and it was nice to save the world AND mine some crafts AND smash some brothers. I like it and it makes me feel good!
Utahraptor: Huh.
T-Rex: Besides, it wasn't like those brothers were going to smash THEMSELVES, you know?
Narrator: LATER, T-REX DISCOVERS SMASH BROTHERS ACTUALLY HAS A CPU VS CPU MODE:
T-Rex: Hah hah hah! OH WELL!
T-Rex: GUESS I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT AT ALL NOW
