Narrator: HOW TO USE EBAY
T-Rex: eBay is a cool website if you want something, but you don't want it now, but you think you might want it at an undetermined price seven days from now, plus two weeks for shipping!!
T-Rex: So here's how to get started on eBay!
T-Rex: First, decide what you want to buy from an internet stranger you'll never meet. For example, I'm hungry, so I want a burger. Now, eBay doesn't sell burgers, but it DOES at present offer a plastic bag of 100 doll-sized used plastic burgers. This is a reasonable compromise, so I enter in how much I want to pay, and if I for some reason thought they were worth more than everyone else across the entire internet did, then they're mine!
Utahraptor: Once the burgers arrive, give feedback to the seller!
T-Rex: Yes! This is CRITICAL.
T-Rex: Be sure to enter in things like "*♫♪(✿x‿x)♫♪*" or "❀•:*YAAAAAY*:•❀" because like in all aspects of life, the more your text looks like it's stroking out, the more credible you will appear. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to wonder what I was thinking when I bought a bag of tiny used plastic burgers.
Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS
Narrator: NOW YOU CAN SELL WHAT YOU BOUGHT ON EBAY ON EBAY
