T-Rex: One day Rachel was blasted back in time a thousand years! It was a surprise to be blasted back in time, but at least she had her phone on her. She figured with it she could be a GOD, blowing these old-timey minds!
T-Rex: But then she looked around and realized the past didn't have any power outlets!
T-Rex: So she kind of impressed a few people, but since there wasn't the larger cultural context for what she was showing them, all they understood was, BASICALLY, she had a flashlight. And Rachel realized she had to ration out turning her phone on, because soon the batteries would die. So she only showed it to kings and queens, who understood it as a "weird candle". Kinda disappointing.
Utahraptor: Maybe Rach should spend her time trying to generate electricity!
T-Rex: Oh sure! No big deal, right??
T-Rex: Except her phone requires a precise, sustained 150mA AC voltage and she had no idea how to generate that. So instead she threw her phone in a bog, confident that when it was discovered centuries from now it'd BLOW EVERYONE'S MIND. Then she, I don't know, farted around for a bit and died of plague.
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: P.S.: RACHEL'S PHONE WAS NEVER FOUND BECAUSE NOBODY WAS LOOKING AND THE EARTH IS HUGE
Narrator: THERE IS NO MORAL
