Image description: The characters are replaced by stick figures with dinosaur heads
T-Rex: What's all this then? I appear to be made of crude sticks and dots! And I feel mildly chunky!
T-Rex: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, in this universe, instead of being my ex-girlfriend, you are a street-wisened homicide detective named "Lenny"!
Dromiceiomimus: Spread 'em, perp!
T-Rex: I will be a racially stereotyped informant named "Miguel Sanchez"!
Utahraptor: WAIT.
Utahraptor: That's not an alternate universe, that's "Law + Order". And it doesn't have anything to do with stick figures.
T-Rex: Oh YEAH? Well,
Opening credits: Executive Producer DICK WOLF