T-Rex: Democracy! It certainly is the best form of government!

T-Rex: ...Uh, I GUESS??

T-Rex: The PROBLEM with democracy is that it relies on the wisdom of crowds - "mobs", if you will - and it's like, is that the best we can do? When it's time to make a decision, we'll ask a bunch of strangers what they think and then we all convince ourselves that the most popular opinion is always the correct one??

Utahraptor: Oh because fascism and dictators are WAY better!
T-Rex: Okay, obviously not!

Utahraptor: Dude, our world is one where EVERYONE DISAGREES ON EVERYTHING. You're never going to build a government that makes liberals, conservatives, individualists, communists, and EVERYONE ELSE happy.
T-Rex: So what, the future of democracy is everyone arguing everything forever??
Utahraptor: YEP

T-Rex: Man! I guess, at the very least, democracy guarantees that I'll always be able to share my rad opinions.
T-Rex: OPINIONS WHICH I REMIND YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY CORRECT
T-Rex: AND COOL AND GOOD