Narrator: FREE PICK UP LINES
Narrator: USE THESE LINES TO PICK UP PEOPLE YOU MEET

Narrator: THEY HAVE NEVER FAILED

T-Rex: Girl are you an mp3 I downloaded twenty years ago because getting with you is taking like 30 minutes and my dad keeps picking up the phone in the middle
Dromiceiomimus: Boy are you Uranium Tetraiodide because all I can see is U and I getting together with three of my friends and it being dangerous, but also very powerful

T-Rex: Girl are you a dog because I want to play fetch and run around with you and scratch behind your ears and sneak you people food

Utahraptor: Boy are you a cloud because your body is constantly changing and when I look at you I see a hot stud but my friend says she sees a car
T-Rex: Girl are you Magic the Gathering because I could see myself spending a lot of money and the better part of my 20s on you

Narrator: IF THESE LINES HAVE NOT PRODUCED A SATISFYING RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU, THEN YOU HAVE MESSED UP AND FAILED TO DEPLOY THEM PROPERLY
Narrator: THE FAULT LIES IN YOU
Narrator: P.S.: I'M NOT UPDATING THE SECOND PANEL