T-Rex: Oranges are orange, and if you press them, an orange juice called "orange juice" comes out. Their honest and straightforward approach easily earns oranges our coveted #1 spot.

Narrator: GREAT NAMES FOR FRUIT

T-Rex: At the bottom of our list we find the grapefruit, a pretender which steals its name from not only a more popular food, but from one which itself is already a fruit. We do not need grape fruits and grapefruits; the grapefruit cannot help but lose in any competition.
Dromiceiomimus: Dude, they're just called that because they grow in bunches, like grapes.
T-Rex: NOT REMOTELY GOOD ENOUGH.

Utahraptor: I heard someone was hating on grapefruits!!
T-Rex: I am! Grapefruit haters gonna grapefruit hate!

Utahraptor: Observe as I INSTANTLY CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT GRAPEFRUIT: the red grapefruit people eat today DIDN'T EXIST 100 years ago. They were created by FIRING GAMMA RAYS AT PLANTS, hoping some useful mutations would randomly come out the other irradiated end. They emerged from the "gamma gardens" of the 1950s.

Banner: GRAPEFRUITS: TOTALLY AWESOME
T-Rex: Also!
T-Rex: GARDENING: Uh, WAY more badass than I was led to believe??