T-Rex: I have taken the time and considered the matter carefully and have concluded the following: yes, my idea IS awesome!
T-Rex: I speak of course of my remake of Jurassic Park!
T-Rex: But this time, let's fix it, okay? Let's drop the LEAST AWESOME elements (the humans, OBVIOUSLY) and let's make JURASSIC PARK starring ONLY DINOSAURS. Dinosaurs bring back other dinosaurs, dinosaurs attack, some dinosaurs eat some dinosaurs, and at the end? Dinosaurs escape the island via helicopter.
T-Rex: LET'S DO THIS.
Utahraptor: Why are we bringing back other dinosaurs?
T-Rex: BECAUSE WE FOUND OUT WHAT A DNA IS, duh.
T-Rex: Nothing else needs to change! Dino doctor finds DNA from extinct dinosaurs, brings 'em back, forgets about chaos theory. It's perfect! Only instead of everyone in the audience falling asleep when a human shows up just to tell the other humans what a bad idea this was, now they're dinosaurs instead.
Narrator: LATER, T-REX'S MOVIE DOESN'T GET MADE:
T-Rex: Of course! All I failed to realize was that if my movie existed then no other film need ever again be made, as the medium of the motion picture will have, at last, achieved perfection!
T-Rex: A'doy!!