Narrator: THE LIFECYCLE OF COOL
Narrator: BIRTH:
T-Rex: Personally, I think it's cool to say "pooty poot"!
Narrator: GROWTH:
T-Rex: Wow, EVERYONE thinks it's cool to say "pooty poot"!
Narrator: OVERGROWTH:
T-Rex: My mom said "pooty poot" to me, and she didn't even use it correctly. Parents are THE WORST at slang! PARTICULARLY at slang that's unfamiliar to them but they make the attempt anyway because they want to reconnect with their children, who were so happy when they were younger but who now seem to be turning into distant, sullen strangers.
T-Rex: GOD.
Narrator: PRECIPITOUS DECLINE:
Utahraptor: My aunt forwarded "Lol, Jesus memes! Funny but respectful!!" and added "pooty poot (;".
T-Rex: THE WORST
Narrator: IRONY:
Utahraptor: And may I just say... "pooty poot"?
T-Rex and Utahraptor: Hah hah hah hah!
T-Rex: People from three weeks ago were IDIOTS.
Narrator: NOSTALGIA COMEBACK:
Off panel: Does anyone else remember... POOTY POOT??
T-Rex: OH MY GOD, THAT REMINDS ME OF A MONTH AGO!! LIKE IF YOU AGREE!
T-Rex: SHARE IF YOU WILL NEVER STOP POOTY POOTING