my rad new book How to Take Over the World is out now!
What are the haps my friends

October 23rd, 2015: THINGS THAT ARE A FOOD BUT DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FOOD: truffle fungus, lobsters, clams, mussels, most animals actually now that I think about it, brussels sprouts, the breast milk of other animals such as cows, etc

One year ago today: let us presuppose that in all renditions of deities, unless it is explicitly stated in canon that they do NOT have laser vision, then they absolutely do have laser vision

– Ryan

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