T-Rex: There are a bunch of foods we eat that do not look like a food! Examples include oh I don't know...
T-Rex: LOBSTERS??
T-Rex: Mussels look gross too, and truffle fungus is delicious but looks like, and in fact literally IS, a fungus. How did we start eating these things?
Dromiceiomimus: Someone in history times looked at them and thought, "eh, worth a shot"?
T-Rex: Yes! We didn't have SCIENCE to tell us what was good and bad. We just went around gobbling whatever!
Utahraptor: I admire the whole "You know what? SCREW IT, I'ma eat this and see what happens" attitude.
T-Rex: Me too!!
T-Rex: To be the man who sees something unfamiliar, who stares mystery in the face for a long moment before announcing "I'm gonna eat that"... I wanna BE him, you know?
Utahraptor: I want to DATE him.
T-Rex: I... kinda do too??
Narrator: T-REX'S SEXUALITY:
Narrator: [ ]Gay
Narrator: [ ]Bi
Narrator: [ ]Straight
Narrator: [ ]It's complicated
Narrator: [x]If you turn new things into a food, uh, gimme a call??
