T-Rex: One day a lady named Pasiphae gave birth to a creature with the head of a bull on the body of a guy, which she named "The Minotaur". First name "The", last name "Minotaur", I guess.

Narrator: THE MINOTAUR

T-Rex: It turned out her son liked to eat PEOPLE which was disappointing for a lot of reasons, not the least of which was that neither bulls nor guys typically ate people.
Dromiceiomimus: How'd she get pregnant in the first place?
T-Rex: Oh, she fell in love with a bull and so hid inside a fake hollow bull in order to have sex with the bull.
Dromiceiomimus: Of course!!
Dromiceiomimus: Then she built a maze and put him inside it, yeah?

T-Rex: Yes! And every 9 years, 7 maidens and 7 bachelors were sacrificed to him.
Utahraptor: He can live 9 YEARS off of 14 dudes?

T-Rex: The Minotaur was a new, greater form of life with a monstrously efficient digestive system, soon studied by scientists. The secret of his reduced calorie diet was isolated and used to end world hunger. And the Minotaur still ate people but was now, quite sensibly, fed the donated bodies of already-dead volunteers.

T-Rex: Everyone lived happily ever after, except the person who instituted the "let's feed him living maidens" program, who was fired and later prosecuted.
T-Rex: THE END.