T-Rex: One day Dan was like, "I can do this better. I can bring this places this has never gone before. I can become THE RUDES-

Narrator: THE RUDEST MAN IN THE WORLD

T-Rex: -T MAN IN THE WORLD, yes. Dan managed not to just UNLEARN all politeness society had taught him, but to actively do the opposite! If you spoke, he would talk over you, even if he had nothing to say!
Dromiceiomimus: Would he eat off my plate?
T-Rex: He'd invite himself over, DURING DINNER, just to do it!! And then he'd vomit on YOUR plate, which is rude in at LEAST two ways!

Utahraptor: Four ways, I think.
T-Rex: Oh?

Utahraptor: Check it: 1) Rude to invite yourself over. 2) Rude to eat off someone else's plate. 3) Rude to induce vomiting at the table. 4) Rude to vomit on a plate not your own.
T-Rex: Dan, man. Truly new heights of rudeness.

T-Rex: Anyway, Dan died a rebel who wouldn't follow society's "rules" and everyone around him died knowing that several rules in society are great, such as the rules of politeness which allow complete strangers to interact without causing fistfights all the time.
T-Rex: THE END.