Narrator: SORRY I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOUR TEXT MESSAGE FOR LIKE THREE DAYS
Narrator: a web card

T-Rex: Hah hah, yeah, sorry about that!

T-Rex: Listen, I think we need to acknowledge that there will be times when you text me and I'll think "Wow, THAT'S definitely a text I'll reply to!" but then I'll put my phone down or something distracts me and I completely forget about it for the next three days. Minimum.
Dromiceiomimus: This happens a lot.
T-Rex: The world is a distracting place, FULL OF WONDER or whatever, okay?

Utahraptor: But then all you eventually ever write is "haha"!
T-Rex: ONLY if whatever you sent was funny!

Utahraptor: THREE DAYS, T-Rex. For "haha".
T-Rex: You'd rather I not write back at all? Listen, if you text me, you gotta accept my motto: "TEXTS RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME
Utahraptor: But that's the oppos-
T-Rex: ...NOT."

Narrator: SORRY I'M NOT A GREAT FRIEND
Narrator: BUT THERE'S STILL SOME THINGS THAT MAKE ME GOOD
Narrator: try to remember them i guess