T-Rex: What is pizza? I'll tell you what it is: it's a flatbread that you put sauce on and cover with things you want to eat, INCLUDING A DELICIOUS LAYER OF CHEESE.
T-Rex: YES. IT IS NO WONDER THAT THIS IS DELICIOUS.
Dromiceiomimus: There are pizzas that only have cheese on them, T-Rex: no extra ingredients. I believe they are called "cheese pizzas".
T-Rex: ...I'll allow it.
Dromiceiomimus: There's also sauce-free pizzas.
T-Rex: It takes all kinds!
Dromiceiomimus: And cheese-free pizzas.
T-Rex: Even those who SOMEHOW dislike cheese shall find welcome in Pizzatopia!
Utahraptor: So if you can remove all these ingredients, what makes pizza pizza then?
T-Rex: The flatbread, I think?
T-Rex: Like, if you remove it then you're just left a bunch of pizza toppings in a pile, which - WHILE STILL OBJECTIVELY DELICIOUS - is a thing no man of honest means could call "pizza".
Utahraptor: So pizza is just "food on a bread".
T-Rex: My friend, I'M gonna spend a lifetime eating pizza to find out!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: NO REGRETS
T-Rex: WOWWWW