T-Rex: Four score and seven eggs ago, our waiters brought forth on this table a new breakfast, conceived in hunger, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are awoken hankerin' for eggs.
Narrator: THE BREAKFASTBURG ADDRESS
T-Rex: Now we are engaged in a great morning feast, testing whether that breakfast, or any breakfast so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure before our ravenous mouths. We are met by a great table of that breakfast buffet. We have come to gobble a portion of that buffet. T-Rex: It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
Utahraptor: It is for us the living to gobble here the unfinished buffet which others here have so nobly attempted to consume? T-Rex: YES.
T-Rex: We here highly resolve that former patrons shall not have eaten breakfast in vain - that this breakfast, before 11am, shall have a new serving of eggs scrambie - and that a breakfast by the people, for the people, but OF mainly eggies and French toast - shall not perish from the earth.
Narrator: LATER, DIGESTIVE CHALLENGES: T-Rex: OH MY GOD T-Rex: I don't care how fancy the language is, somebody punch me the next time I say I want EIGHTY-SEVEN EGGS for breakfast
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March 18th, 2016:I have a new book coming out! It is called Romeo and/or Juliet and I think you will like it. That's what I think! I'm not gonna lie about it!!