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June 8th, 2016: Hey, have you preordered my new book, Romeo and/or Juliet? IT IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh

One year ago today: utahraptor, god: i'm gonna have to take off fifteen points here for all these sick disses, it's harsh but you knew the risks

– Ryan

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