Narrator: THIRTEEN YEARS AGO:
T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for being remembered! And *I* will be immortalized by kicking an evil kangaroo a thousand times. Right in the bum-bum!
Narrator: NOW:
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 kangaroo kicks
T-Rex: Aw frig!! STILL??
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I had this great plan to set an AMAZING WORLD RECORD for something that NOBODY ELSE WOULD REALLY EVER CONSIDER DOING, but have I achieved it? No! I KEEP FORGETTING TO BE REMARKABLE, and frankly it's really inconvenient!
Dromiceiomimus: What's your kangaroo butt-kick count at, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus!
T-Rex: SIX AND A HALF, TOPS!!
Utahraptor: You really want THAT to be your legacy?
T-Rex: Yes, Utahraptor. YES.
Utahraptor: But you've accomplished so many other things! You're a great pal, trusted confidant, secret lov-
T-Rex: NONE OF THOSE MAKE THE NEWS. You know what does make the news? KICKIN' KANGAS.
Utahraptor: AGAIN: so does giving to charity!
T-Rex: Pfft, what makes the better headline? "AREA MAN DONATES $25... AGAIN" or "AREA MAN IN KANGAROO KICK KRAZINESS!"
Off panel: "AREA MAN MAKES HIS PARENTS PROUD"?
T-Rex: "...WITH KICKS. WE NEWSPAPER HEADLINE WRITERS LOVE HIM TOO LOL I'M FIRED"
