T-Rex: I went to a party at a rich person's house and beside the baby grand, they had FOSSILS. Legit fossils! Just hanging out on the wall!
T-Rex: Hah hah hah!
T-Rex: I'd never even CONCEIVED of "owning fossils" rich!
T-Rex: I didn't even know fossils were a thing you could BUY. They don't sell them at the stores I go to, that's for sure! I guess when you have enough money you just get a gilded envelope in the mail with a phone number you can call whenever you need a SKELETON, rock or otherwise??
Utahraptor: Uh, you can buy fossils like anything else, dude!
T-Rex: Wait - YOU own some?
Utahraptor: Yeah, a couple of ammonites, some leaves, a few weird bugs. They're not SCIENTIFICALLY interesting, but the "owning a fossil" lifestyle is WITHIN REACH, my friend.
T-Rex: Can - can I borrow them? I have a first date tonight and I'd like it to go well.
Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: Did you know... my house is full of ROCKS??
Off panel: Not impressed, my fr--
T-Rex: Ahem. The rocks are shaped like DEAD ANIMAL SKELETONS.
Off panel: ooh <3
