T-Rex: Time for me to play chess against one of those old people who play in the park all day long! They only charge you $1 a game and I'm CERTAIN I can beat th-
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T-Rex: THEY WOULDN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THE RULES??
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T-Rex: I'm going back, Dromiceiomimus, and THIS time I'm ready. I've read a "how to win at chess" book written by a GRANDMASTER.
Dromiceiomimus: You should bring Utahraptor; he mentioned to me he'd like to play chess more.
T-Rex: Oh cool! Yeah, we'll both go and CRUSH those guys. In fact, we'll -
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Utahraptor: HOW DID WE LOSE SO BADLY WE HAVE TO PHYSICALLY RUN AWAY FROM OUR DEFEAT??
T-Rex: AHHH
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T-Rex: Alright, plan A: we beat them at chess. Plan B: we lose at chess, then challenge them to a bike race. They are seniors, so we cannot lose.
Utahraptor: I too have a lot invested in this.
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Dear audio diary!
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: Surprising no-one, a gang of chess-playing seniors stole my bike