Narrator: A HALLOWE'EN TALE OF TERROR
T-Rex: Bill, who had been a werewolf and then a mummy and then a Frankenstein, had finally died. After a lifetime of trials he was, at last, able to rest.
T-Rex: This meant, of course, that he was now a ghost!!
T-Rex: He had become a restless spirit, forever doomed to walk the Earth as a literal shade of his former self. When he tried to visit his loved ones, he disappeared from their sight as he descended a staircase. When he tried to talk to them, they heard only his moans and cries. And when Bill tried to touch them - to feel the embrace of his family one last time - his hands passed right through.
Utahraptor: I thought this was gonna have terror, not pathos and empathy!
T-Rex: Oh, that's coming!
T-Rex: Bill's journey to this moment had begun with a random werewolf bite years ago, which infected him with lycanthropia. This was a clear metaphor for the fatal diseases carried and transmitted by mosquitoes, such as malaria, West Nile, encephalitis (BRAIN INFLAMMATION), and more.
T-Rex: Mosquitos kill over a million people each year, more than any other organism. They are the deadliest animal in the world, and when they unjustly, unfairly, and RANDOMLY end your life, you might not even notice.
T-Rex and off panel: Spooooooooky