March 8th, 2017: I've brought back a CLASSIC SHIRT for a limited time: the sinister octopus "We Were Not Meant To Be" shirt! NOICE

One year ago today: IN CONCLUSION, THIS INTERNET COMIC AUTHOR IS UNABLE TO COME UP WITH A SATISFYING EXPLANATION FOR WHY BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE, 'cept for the fact that bad things happen to EVERYONE, and what's the deal with THAT??

– Ryan