Off panel: Who do you want to dedicate this song to?
T-Rex: I'd like to send it out to my friends Utahraptor and Dromiceiomimus!
Off panel: You got it, caller!
Narrator: CALL-IN RADIO SONG DEDICATIONS
Off panel: Who do you want to dedicate this song to?
T-Rex: I'd like to send it out to the inventor of the speakerphone, which is the device I am currently speaking to you on! It's very small!
Narrator: Ah yes, the all-time classic dedication!
Off panel: Who do you want to dedicate this song to?
T-Rex: Alan Turi--
Utahraptor: NO, HE MEANS ME
Off panel: Who do you want to dedicate this song to?
Off panel: I do not dedicate songs, because I've already dedicated every day to our Lord and Saviour, and -
T-Rex and Utahraptor: COME ON MAN, AT LEAST PICK THE INVENTOR OF THE SPEAKERPHONE
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: BASED ON A TRUE RADIO CALL IN SHOW I LISTENED TO
Narrator: IT WAS AN ALL-OLDIES CALL-IN SHOW STILL RUNNING DECADES AFTER THE INVENTION OF MP3S SO I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
