T-Rex: Parents! Are you wondering what your tweens are texting? Are you certain that "WTF" stands for "wow, that's fresh" and not something... MORE SINISTER?

T-Rex: Of course you are! Holy crap!

T-Rex: You're the first generation in HISTORY that has to raise children who have instant access to ALL KNOWLEDGE EVERYWHERE. There's no precedent for this! Any question your kids have can be answered by a WEIRD AND POSSIBLY MISINFORMED STRANGER ON THE INTERNET, and it can happen without you EVEN KNOWING. What are you gonna do - put parental controls on the internet and hope for the best?

Utahraptor: I figure they're gonna put parental controls on the internet and hope for the best!
T-Rex: Sure!

T-Rex: It's not like there's open wifi spots EVERYWHERE, right?? Anyway, parents, I wish I had some answers for you, but you're in completely new territory, and we'll only find out if you made the right choices if in 20 years your kids haven't grown up to be complete insane-os.

T-Rex: Anyway! There's no going back now, parents!
T-Rex: Plus "WTF" actually has a pretty bad swear in it and I don't think there's anything any of us can do about that either!!