T-Rex: Everyone loves a good fantasy epic! Whether it involves gaming and thrones OR lording over rings, people just can't get enough of that stuff!
T-Rex: So anyway here's mine!
T-Rex: Data (from Star Trek) looked impassively at the readouts on his PADD. His gaze was unemotional and robotic, only he wasn't a robot, he was an android, so technically his gaze was androidic instead. His best friend Geordi (blind but can still see anyway, basically Daredevil in space) (he fights less though because he's too busy engineering) also was there. They loved adventure and each other.
Utahraptor: That's not fantasy, that's science fiction! T-Rex: It's MY fantasy!
Utahraptor: There's none of the defining tropes of the genre!! T-Rex: I'm pushing it forward! Utahraptor: There's an obsession with tech instead of magic! T-Rex: IT'S SUFFICIENTLY ADVANCED! Utahraptor: YOU'RE USING COPYRIGHTED CHARACTERS!
T-Rex: A FUNDAMENTAL PART OF MY FANTASY IS IF I REALLY LIKE A CHARACTER THEN COPYRIGHT LAW DOESN'T APPLY TO ME!! T-Rex: ...Anyway Data and Geordi make out really tastefully in my story so don't act like you're not already rating it 5 stars on every social network you can find
What are the haps my friends
August 11th, 2017:Sorry if Lord of the Rings isn't actually about lording rings over people!! I'm PRETTY SURE it is though