T-Rex: Oh goodness but do I love an alternate history! What if the Roman Empire hadn't fallen? What if airships were popular instead of explodey?
T-Rex: What if things were FAMILIAR, AND YET MARKEDLY DIFFERENT??
T-Rex: Can't get enough. I gobble it up, Dromiceiomimus.
Dromiceiomimus: So you must love travelling then.
T-Rex: Huh?
Dromiceiomimus: What is travelling but to visit alternate possibilities of being, all proceeding from the same basic premise?
T-Rex: The premise of "a while ago we evolved and then invented some cultures"! Of course!
Utahraptor: Of course what?
T-Rex: Travel, Utahraptor, isn't just moving in PHYSICAL space. It's also travel in the space of possibilities, effectively re-running the experiment of civilization and seeing other ways it could've ended up! Man! Why hasn't someone explained basic facts to me via scifi before? It makes learning fun!
Narrator: LATER:
Off panel: T-Rex, hanging your clothes out to dry is really just cooking them with the radiation of a billion constantly exploding nuclear bombs in space.
T-Rex: YEP
T-Rex: I LOVE HOUSEWORK
