T-Rex: Dracula, who was a vampire, made other vampires by I guess biting them to suck their blood but not all of it, so then they turned into vampires instead of what they'd otherwise eventually turn into, which is skeletons.

T-Rex: I am ALMOST CERTAIN that's how vampire reproduction works!

T-Rex: Dracula was pondering this when he looked down at his dog, Dogcula, who he'd had for the past 12 years. Dogcula was getting old. Dogcula was going to die one day. And finally Dracula realized: why was he only turning his OWN species? What was preventing him from giving Dogcula the same immortality he enjoyed? And so gently and lovingly, Dracula bit Dogcula, but just a li'l.

Utahraptor: And so the world was introduced to dog vampires?
T-Rex: YES.

T-Rex: And honestly this was supposed to be a spooky story but I'm so touched by the love Dogcula and Dracula share that I honestly don't care. This man and his dog are going to be pals forever! For as long as time exists, these two are going to love each other!!
T-Rex: Ahhhhhhh it's SO GOOD

Narrator: THE TRUE HORROR IS THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO US
Narrator: HAPPY HALLOWE'EN