T-Rex: Want to look like an idiot, but only in a long while? Why not predict the WORLD OF TOMORROW??
Narrator: PREDICTIONS FOR THE FUTURE
T-Rex: For example, I predict that the idea that "REAL men don't sit to pee" will be gone in a generation, as smartphones are easier to use with two hands!
Dromiceiomimus: Wait, men hold their cloaca while they pee?
T-Rex: S-
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: Some do
Utahraptor: I predict that new technologies will replace old technologies!
T-Rex: BOLD!
Utahraptor: But I FURTHER predict that many of the old technologies will remain as prestige or niche items! Radio didn't kill oratory, TV didn't kill plays, and fully-convincing always-on holodecks that are just like real life only EXTRAORDINARILY BETTER won't kill reality.
T-Rex: ...They might though.
Off panel: Yeah, soon as I said it I was like, "Damn son, you have never been more wrong". Then I was like, "How long has my inner voice been referring to me as 'son'?"
Off panel: And that basically brings us up to now!
