T-Rex: Hi, everyone! I've got a question, real quick:
T-Rex: WHY HASN'T FACEBOOK DIED YET??
T-Rex: There used to be an agreement: we'd all sign up for something like Orkut or MySpace or Friendster or what have you, and then in a few years we'd all move on and start fresh somewhere new. DONE. And it was great! If you fell out with someone, you didn't have to watch friendships wither and die! You just BLEW THE WHOLE THING UP.
Utahraptor: FACEBOOK HAS TO DIE.
T-Rex: Right?! It's OVERDUE to die!
T-Rex: But it WON'T, so instead I'm here having to actually decide "this friendship is over and I no longer wish to participate in it". You know what's way better? FORGETTING ABOUT SOMEONE UNTIL A DECADE LATER WHEN YOU THINK "HEY WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT GUY??" God!
Narrator: ONE DECADE LATER:
Off panel: Hey, whatever happened to -
T-Rex: WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS, HE POSTS RACIST MEMES WITH SPELLING MISTAKES, THAT'S ABOUT IT
Off panel: Oh. Cool.
T-Rex: THANKS I HATE IT
