T-Rex: We all make jokes about "who was the person who discovered oysters were edible" because they look kinda gross, but here's the answer: it was a hungry person.
T-Rex: A hungry person didn't want to die, and so tried eating an oyster!
T-Rex: But it does suggest a question: perhaps there's other things, equally or MORE delicious, that NOBODY has tried eating! The world's tastiest meal could be awaiting us right here on Earth, but nobody has ever tried gobbling it yet! Dromiceiomimus: So it'd have to be something even MORE gross looking than an oyster. T-Rex: YES.
Utahraptor: And it'd have to be pretty uncommon, otherwise we'd have tried gobbling it by now. T-Rex: Also yes.
T-Rex: So that raises the question, Utahraptor: what's the grossest thing on Earth that's ALSO one of the least common things on Earth? Utahraptor: All I can think is... the hateful ancient god Gra'thul who dwells within the Earth's curséd core? T-Rex: I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS ANSWER.
Narrator: LATER: T-Rex: Digging to the centre of the Earth is way harder in real life than it is in cartoons, and I'm just gonna have nachos instead. BUT FRIENDS, I SWEAR THIS: T-Rex: If I ever see any Old Ones I'm definitely gonna put them in my mouth
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March 26th, 2018:GUESS WHAT I HAVE A NEW BOOK!! It's coming out this September and it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and I really hope you like it!