T-Rex: That's right! I said it! And I'll say it again, just to cover the hypothetical situation of someone starting to listen to me only a few seconds ago and therefore missing what thing it is that I just said!
T-Rex: I AM TIRED OF COMPANIES BEING SASSY ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
T-Rex: Sure it was funny and outrageous the first time a brand told someone they sucked, just like swearing when you're a kid is kinda funny and outrageous. "YOU CAN SAY A BAD WORD AND NOT EXPLODE? Well BUTTS my FART." T-Rex: Incidentally, that's something I definitely said as a kid, Dromiceiomimus. Dromiceiomimus: Butts all our farts, T-Rex.
T-Rex: What's the endgame here? If Coke insults every living being on the planet, will this trend finally be over? Utahraptor: Nah.
Utahraptor: It will continue as long as it's popular, as this is ALL just advertising, so the second it threatens profitability (read: popularity) it'll end. This, therefore, is one of those rare situations in which merely complaining about a problem CAN fix it! T-Rex: *gasp*
Off panel: Complain away, T-Rex, and you will save all our tomorrows! T-Rex: YES, HELLO, I ALSO HATE IT WHEN A TOILET PAPER ROLL IS PLACED IN THE ORIENTATION I DISAGREE WITH Off panel: ... Off panel: What have I done
What are the haps my friends
April 2nd, 2018:GUESS WHAT I HAVE A NEW BOOK!! It's coming out this September and it's called HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and I really hope you like it!