T-Rex: Sure it's great to meet someone and fall in love and spend the rest of your lives together. If you're BASIC.

T-Rex: REAL next level stuff is to have an AMAZING meet-cute story!

T-Rex: And the best meet-cute stories are the "we were at Disneyland or somewhere and he was in the background of my photo and we NEVER KNEW". So if you're next level like me, you make sure that happens!
Dromiceiomimus: How? By photobombing every single person on Earth?
T-Rex: PRECISELY.

Utahraptor: But how? Even stadium photos only get you 70-100k people, tops!
T-Rex: So be SMARTER about it!

T-Rex: Instead, travel far and wide, taking advantage of PERVASIVE SURVEILLANCE, including PERSONALLY CONSTANTLY AND SECRETLY RECORDING EVERYONE AROUND YOU! Then when you meet someone, run facial recognition on the decades of footage and BAM: instant cute stories about being in the same space before and not realizing.

Banner: Romance
T-Rex: We were in the same mall bathroom for 15.4 seconds twenty years ago! Here's a timestamped security image!
Off panel: Wow, I can't believe you found each other