T-Rex: The whole reason anyone becomes a visual artist is because they want to draw something cool. THIS IS A FACT. Artists love drawing cool things!
T-Rex: It therefore follows that artists work their whole career towards drawing the COOLEST thing!
T-Rex: And what is this coolest thing? I'm glad you asked. It's a -
Dromiceiomimus: - It's a hotdog in shades hoversurfing on the rings of Saturn.
T-Rex: ...okay, that's WAY cooler than what I was going to say.
T-Rex: 〚small〛 ...which was a picture of me giving a thumbs up and one of my thumbs is labelled "THE ECONOMY".
Narrator: DROMICEIOMIMUS'S VISION OF ULTIMATE COOLNESS BEGINS TO SPREAD LIKE WILDFIRE
Narrator: THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF BRINGING A HOT DOG TO LIFE AND TEACHING IT HOW TO SURF - MUCH LESS WEAR SHADES - ONLY ADDS TO ITS ACHING BEAUTY, ITS STAGGERING VISION, ITS DIZZYING SENSE OF A PLATONIC IDEAL SOMEHOW GIVEN A PERFECT AND FINAL FORM
Narrator: THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO FROM HERE; ALL OTHER PURSUITS SEEM HOLLOW AND ASHEN AS ALL SENTIENT LIFE BECOMES OBSESSED WITH THIS ONE IMAGE
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: NO REGRETS
