T-Rex: Folks, we have fun, but we really need to have computers explained, so let's do it right now. Stick with me and you'll learn how computers work! You'll learn EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT COMPUTERS.
Narrator: HOW COMPUTERS WORK
Narrator: in six panels
T-Rex: So computers run on binary, which is 1s and 0s, and there's really more to explain about that but we're already running out of time, so let's jump ahead to algorithms. Algorithms are like recipes for information! And THAT is a metaphor that sounds like it needs more explanation but we're out of time here too, so let's talk about file formats!!
Utahraptor: They're specialized sacks you put data in?
T-Rex: Sure, close enough!
T-Rex: And that leaves the CPU, which is like a brain that's good at math and bad at LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE WITHOUT EXCEPTION. Put those together and you have a machine that eats electricity and poops out better organized electricity, and that's a computer. Enjoy!!
T-Rex: ...Phew! I wasn't sure it was possible, but we did it! WE EXPLAINED COMPUTERS.
Off panel: T-Rex, you forgot to mention how "ctrl shift esc" brings up the task manager on Windows without having to go through "ctrl alt delete" first.
T-Rex: OH DANG IT; BUTTS TO THIS