T-Rex: Carving a statue out of a block of marble is easy...
T-Rex: ...All you need to do is chip away all the parts that don't look like a great statue!
T-Rex: By similar reasoning, writing is easy too! Just cover the parts of the paper that look like the letters of amazing story in ink, and leave the rest untouched. It's just COLOURING.
T-Rex: Writers: YOU'RE WELCOME.
Utahraptor: And acting is just staying off stage for the scenes you aren't in?
T-Rex: Exactly!
T-Rex: I put to you that EVERY form of art is as simple as knowing where to stand, where to colour, and what to hit with a chisel.
Utahraptor: Okay, great! Can't wait to read your stories, enjoy your performances, and appreciate your sculpture!
T-Rex: ME TOO!
Narrator: AN INCREDIBLY SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME LATER:
T-Rex: OH YEAH??
T-Rex: Well, your "criticism" is just remaining silent for the parts that aren't MEAN TO MY FEELINGS