T-Rex: FRIENDS! A hypothetical: you have been sent back in time, and your time machine just BROKE, and now the only information you have about the future is what you've got in your head.
T-Rex: ARE YOU SUPER SCREWED FOREVER?
Dromiceiomimus: This is a situation I've thought about a lot!
T-Rex: Oh, me too, that's why I -
Dromiceiomimus: - memorized horse race results!!
T-Rex: - learned how to build a compass from scratch!!
T-Rex: Wait what?
Utahraptor: ...Dromiceiomimus sure is betting a lot on horse racing being profitable!
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: But I guess if you'll bet on horses, you'll also bet on yourself memorizing those horses, so -
Off panel: ONE HORSE WAS NAMED "POTOOOOOOOO" BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED "POTATOES" BUT A STABLE BOY MISHEARD IT AS "POT EIGHT OS"
Off panel: HE RACED FROM 1776 TO 1783, WINNING FAR MORE THAN HE LOST, AND WAS ONCE GIVEN AN AWARD *NOT* TO RACE SO THE OTHER HORSES COULD HAVE A CHANCE. HOW COULD I NOT MEMORIZE THAT??
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! My friend!
T-Rex: If you come a little closer you won't have to shout!
