T-Rex: Angola Maldives, my superspy character, had been tricked into entering a personality inversion machine! Now instead of being brash, suave, and seductive, he was quiet, retreating, and reserved! My superspy...
T-Rex: ...had become superSHY!
T-Rex: Of course, as a lot of spycraft doesn't rely on drinking martinis and seducing conventionally-attractive scientists who have the only copy of the satellite blueprints stored on a thumb drive that they keep on their bedside nightstand, Angola was still really good at his job. As a wallflower, he could blend into the background, observe what needed observing, and slip away unnoticed!
Utahraptor: But did he still remember all his seduction techniques from before?
T-Rex: Oh sure!
Utahraptor: So he's a quiet successful person with a great job and incredibly varied life experience who - once you convince him to relax around you - reveals himself to be a supremely skilled and imaginative lover?
T-Rex: I mean... I guess?
Utahraptor: Sign me up, man.
T-Rex: Utahraptor! You can't date my fictional characters!!
Off panel: T-Rex, with the power of fan fiction, there is little you can do to stop me!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...Okay but listen you have to PROMISE that OUR friendship comes first
